people who should die

and now it's time for the segment in our show i like to call people who should die.

smokers. yeah, that's right, i'm talking to you, you disgusting pieces of trash. not only are you trash but you're flippin' idiots who are killing yourselves. oh, and not only that, but you are killing those around you. GREAT JOB!

what's that you say, it's a free country...you have the right to smoke and kill yourselves if you want? fuck you. you're free country having right is not just your problem. especially not when i'm walking down the hill to catch the bus and i'm stuck behind your cigarette puffing ass. did you know that when you blow out the smoke it doesn't magically disappear? it blows in my face, you asshole! oh, and when you're at the bus stop, there's a thing called wind that carries the smoke over to other people. and i have to breathe it in, you selfish prick! oh and i see you parent who smokes around their child. i feel an asthma attack coming on just thinking about the damage you're doing to your poor kid's lungs. i hope CPS take your kid away from your murdering ass!

here's to wishing you die a slow painful death...but i guess that's a bit redundant, isn't it?

cool, a spork! don't hurt me!

cool, a spork!
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(quote courtesy of The Simpson, episode: Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood)

hi. it's me, MsMonis. remember me? it's been almost 3 years now since we last talked. i know you feel abandoned & let down. and i know i'm the cause of your pain. is it my inability to follow through? my desire to not seem vain? my complete and total laziness? maybe it's all three, or maybe it's like a lot the last one and a little bit of the first 2. either way, i'm back and asking you to give me a second chance. i was foolish. i didn't realize how important you were to me. you WERE a creative outlet! you ARE a valid form of expression. you aren't just a vanity project. someone who's half filipino/half white once told me we were good together. despite envidence to the contrary about her kind (nia peeples, rob schneider, vanessa hudgens), she makes a lot of sense! did you notice the pic? reminded me of one of my favorite lines from the simpsons, and there was no one else i wanted to share it with. i hope you like it.

what's that? you want me back too? non-capitalization and all! i promise you that i won't let you down again. we'll do things right this time!!! we'll mix it up so it won't get boring! we'll be that couple everyone wants to be!!!! we'll go nuts with ellipses and exclamation marks and run-on sentences...!!!!!!!!

alright, so....yeah...what do ya wanna talk about?