that's nothing new. all my friends know this. it's who i am. it's how i see the world. if you think that's sad then suck it! i probably hate you already anyway.
my boss has developed an obsessive habit of cutting her fingernails at her desk. it's a daily thing. i really don't know how long her nails, or anyones for that matter, grow on a daily basis, but everyday i hear "snip, snip, snip, snip". everyday in between shopping for new furniture or checking camping sites online and telling everyone that calls her how overwhelmed and busy she is, she's cutting her GD fingernails in her messy, dusty ass office. EVERYDAY. AT HER DESK. i understand that it's a basic grooming activity. everyone does it. but it's one of those things that should be kept strictly in the bathroom, or at least at home. are you really that busy when you get home at night that you can't wait? why do you even have nail clippers at work? the last thing i want is to walk into your office while your clipping away and have a piece of nail hit me in the eye. from the way you leave shit around the office without putty it away, i sincerely doubt you make the effort to make sure all the scraps end up in the garbage. my disgust of you knows no bounds.
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There was a guy clipping his nails ON THE TRAIN PLATFORM tonight and I totally thought of you. I wanted to pull a roach fogger outta my purse and make him wheeze ;-)
The next time you have to go into her office for a long period of time, just bust out the ol' toe nail clippers and go to town.
LOL!
i don't know what's worse...godless savage people who clip their nails in PUBLIC or toe nails clippings. it's a toss-up really.
You could walk past her desk, say Ouch! in a really loud voice, and hold your hand up to your eye, pretending you actually did get pegged by a nail. Maybe it will embarrass her enough to stop doing it at work. Let's all just pick our wedgies and floss our teeth at our desks too. Sheesh.
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